By Way of the Greenline Bus...

jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively...

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:56:30 -0400

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:50:16 -0400

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit

Mon, 13 May 2013 03:08:17 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

playmelikeyourstratovarius: zuky: mishachu: funeralfrost: Tim Burton should just make a movie...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:44:07 -0400

playmelikeyourstratovarius:

zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

in claymation

shitnipples: lividula: gnostic-forest: architectureofdoom: Ro...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:27:08 -0400

shitnipples:

lividula:

gnostic-forest:

architectureofdoom:

Road washed out by flood, WA state.

This is so beautiful

Officially my new favorite picture in the whole world.

damn washington you are such a pretty bitch

rnedia: everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like...

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:55:27 -0400

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

tylerknott: Typewriter Series #409 by Tyler Knott Gregson

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:44:19 -0400

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #409 by Tyler Knott Gregson

inessentialhouses: Happy 114th Birthday, Fred Astaire(May 10,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:42:33 -0400

inessentialhouses:

Happy 114th Birthday, Fred Astaire
(May 10, 1899 - June 22, 1987)

“Fred knew the value of a song and his heart was in it before his feet took over.”
- Irving Berlin

sorryforpartybarackin: *watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular...

Fri, 10 May 2013 01:59:19 -0400

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:32:34 -0400

liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:23:12 -0400

This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

vaginalsalsa: psyducked: someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:05:06 -0400

vaginalsalsa:

psyducked:

someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain

holy shit I know!

bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:54:25 -0400

bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

szszsz: Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:53:38 -0400

szszsz:

Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction

Photo

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:37:43 -0400

deanspelvis: deanspelvis: deanspelvis: omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:31:25 -0400

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me

and yelled

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL

no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face

UPDATE:

he came back in and said “annie you okay?”

weirdf1shes: wow so today I was waiting for an elevator and didnt realise the doors were about to...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:30:43 -0400

weirdf1shes:

wow so today I was waiting for an elevator and didnt realise the doors were about to open and accidentally burped in the face of the boy on the other side and we both just sort of stood there trying to work out what just happened

renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:30:16 -0400

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

"Enjoy your rabbit food"

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:26:29 -0400

crazysexyfierce:

veganprobs:

THANKS I FUCKING WILL

This is so me, honestly

dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:15:09 -0400

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick